Discreet apparel for the discerning gentleman

A chance for middle-aged men to reclaim this slur, so often thrown into their teeth these days, by purchasing this organic cotton Alex T-shirt. Ideal wear for the upmarket gym or exclusive villa in Mallorca, it also makes a thoughtful 50th/60th birthday present or redundancy gift for the Person of Pallor in your life. Available in a full range of sizes to suit the midlife midriff.

Please state your preferred size (M, L, XL or, let’s face it, 2XL) in the box called Where Did You Hear About Us?